I start to sweat
I get the shakes
When I see
Your buttery flakes
This must be love
You’re so perfect and round
I take every precaution
Not to let you fall to the ground
Oh Ritz cracker
You’re so delicious
According to your box
You’re even nutritious
Light and crunchy
Toasty golden brown
If I had a million dollars
It would be Ritz all around!
I get the shakes
When I see
Your buttery flakes
This must be love
You’re so perfect and round
I take every precaution
Not to let you fall to the ground
Oh Ritz cracker
You’re so delicious
According to your box
You’re even nutritious
Light and crunchy
Toasty golden brown
If I had a million dollars
It would be Ritz all around!
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ReplyDeleteGreat poem, you must have lots of time to think. Kidding. You should sent that into Ritz. Spartymom
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ReplyDeleteI love Ritz crackers, too. They are delicious with either peanut butter or cream cheese. Now I'm hungry.
ReplyDeleteDebbie- they changed the recipe! They are toastier and saltier now...hence, my penned delight. :)
ReplyDeleteHead to Vons right away. If memory serves me correctly, they are buy one get one free!
Oh they are yummy and love them with salami and cheese!!!!! and love the salt!!!and you should submit that to the company I love it it's a cute jingle!!!! ya never know can't hurt!!!!!!!!!! hugs Linda
ReplyDeleteSaltier ?...........I am all over that, on my way to Von's today.
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