Sunday, March 11, 2007

What do we got for entertainment?

Introducing a new blog feature...the Sunday Night Joke! Are you keeping track? Tuesday- 80's day; Sunday- joke night. Let's get this party started:

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and t-shirt. As they walked though the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silver backed gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She plated along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. The husband suggested she let her dress strap fall to show a little more skin.
She did…and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. “Now…Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,” he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy. He started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the door shut.

“Now. Tell him you have a headache.”


I'll be here all week....

6 comments:

Debbie said...

Too funny. Thanks for the laugh this morning. I need it.

jdpisces said...

Oh JJ...that is too funny! I am now a fan of Sundays again....

Julie

Steve-0 said...

Good stuff. Gorilla's don't take no for an answer...in case anyone was wondering!

GrammaStamper (Barb) said...

great joke, Julie! Thanks for the laugh.

bigbadmike said...

Great idea! Sundays can be tough - anything to get me through the end of the weekend. So, do you know the one about the priest, the rabbi and the politician.....???

Kelly said...

ROFL!!
Ive heard it before, but its ALWAYS funny!!!
I think Sundays will be my new favorite day around here ;) I was too young to really remember the 80s.